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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 6749 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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