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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Enchantments Applied: 232

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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