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Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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