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Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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