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Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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