Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Crops Grown: 1814 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Dimension Hops: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ores Mined: 9068

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5730 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Chimeras Created: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Mines Excavated: 2293
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Emeralds Found: 2940 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Magic Items Found: 3565
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8085 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 43

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Emeralds Found: 7632
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Dimension Hops: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Ores Mined: 5403
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1096 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • FreebieCraft

    FreebieCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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