NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP

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Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy? That’s right, these llama traders will buy your diamonds for emeralds and sell you enchanted gear for a fair price. Join our server to uncover the mysteries of the llama mafia and become a wealthy player in no time! Plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and experience the wacky world of llamas, pig racing, and so much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3474	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	129
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

StepSonSnubbedBDay

baby momma, birthday activities, birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Chaos, Controlling, Court, family time, high conflict, invasion of privacy, iPhone, location tracking, previous marriage, privacy, privacy concerns, step-parenting, step-son, StepSonSnubbedBDay, Threats, Tracking

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TrendyCraftRevival

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Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

Australian study, blocks, DOCTORS, elite sport, equal pay, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparity, gender inequality, Harassment, healthcare professionals, La Trobe University, ladies, pay gap, physiotherapists, pixels, professional sport, sports industry, Women, Women in sports, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment, workplace inequality

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7612
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

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Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	947	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Towns Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1843
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Micro Bone Zone

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so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7927	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.