NoWalletNoProblemMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

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Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3832	Runes Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoCollegeNoProblem

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Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HappyLifeMC SMP

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Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SecretMineCraftFun

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Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crops Grown:	9556	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	5818	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyHongKongers

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lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CyberCraft SMP: Where creepers are the real griefers and zombies are just misunderstood.

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CyberCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Style	Hermitcraft style
Plugins	Minimal
Season	4th season

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is CyberCraft?	CyberCraft is a Vanilla SMP server with minimal plugins, similar to the Hermitcraft style.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked in the overview and fill out an application in the “applications” tab.
Are streamers welcome on the server?	Yes, streamers, hardcore gamers, and casual gamers are all welcome on CyberCraft.
How often do I need to play on the server?	We are looking for mature applicants who will play at least a couple of times a week.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ores Mined:	501
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

WOD Character Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mysterious and thrilling server where you can transform yourself into a WOD character!

Picture yourself as a vampire roaming the pixelated streets, sucking the blood of unsuspecting creepers and zombies. Or perhaps you prefer the thrill of being a hunter, tracking down elusive Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses with your trusty crossbow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen, just waiting to be plundered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and unleash your inner chuuni as you embark on epic adventures and create insane stories that will leave your fellow players in awe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crops Grown:	3377	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to mine with your favorite kpop idols, build epic kpop-themed structures, and battle it out in dance-offs to claim the title of ultimate kpop star!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground kpop bunker where all the idols hang out when they’re not busy performing. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden treasures and become the envy of all your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-tastic Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of your bias doing the floss dance while riding a llama.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Chimeras Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SisBucksCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family drama!

Join us and leave behind the drama of entitled siblings and lazy in-laws. On our server, you won’t have to worry about freeloaders taking over your virtual space. Build to your heart’s content without anyone mooching off your hard work.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you make the rules. Say goodbye to financial burdens and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Plus, no one will guilt trip you into letting them stay rent-free!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SpaceSquirrelEmpire Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about alien clones, space-squirrel empires, and the ultimate battle for Earth’s survival. Who knows, you might even discover that you are actually a space-squirrel in disguise!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, face off against mutant mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret government conspiracy or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the galaxy! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky alien clones – they could be lurking around every corner… or maybe even right next to you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyBizarreLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special plugin that allows players to tame and ride any animal in the game, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Will you be able to outsmart the undead beast and claim the prize?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

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hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	New Chunks Explored:	341704
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6009
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12