NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry warfare like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Pig,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be warned – it’s a master of trolling and may just turn your wishes into hilarious pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for exploding chickens and mischievous pigs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CartoonCraftLand

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Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	6731	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Springy New Year Respawn

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come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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Griefer server

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LootCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GlazedGamerZzz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7078
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Farms Harvested:	817
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Animals Bred:	146	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8640	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	964567	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!