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RoomieRevenge Minecraft Server

compromise, headphones, insomnia, Minecraft, noise levels, RoomieRevenge, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflicts, roommate consideration, roommate habits, roommate issues, roommate respect, Server, sleep deprivation, Speakerphone

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Animals Bred:	80	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of roommate drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise no loud roommates will disturb your building adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building without the constant noise of a roommate who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of headphones. Our server is a safe haven for those who value peace and quiet while they mine and craft their way to victory.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be ruined by a roommate who thinks their late-night conversations are more important than your sleep schedule. Join our server and leave the roommate drama behind – because in our world, the only noise you’ll hear is the satisfying sound of blocks breaking and mobs being defeated.

So come on over and join us – where the only roommate you’ll have to deal with is the friendly villager who always has a great trade deal for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MommaDramaCraft

anger management, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cultural insults, disrespectful behavior., emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, false accusations, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Homophobia, MommaDramaCraft, parent-child relationships, passive aggressive behavior, self-care, toxic relationships, unhealthy communication patterns, victim mentality

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Votes:	8600	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your psycho mom’s drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your dream world away from all the craziness.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any moms accusing you of leaving used pimple patches in the shower drain. We promise!

Forget about guilt-tripping and manipulation, on our server, the only thing you’ll be manipulating is blocks to create epic structures. And don’t worry, there won’t be any weirdos yelling at you for things you didn’t do.

Join now and leave all the drama behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft lover to enjoy your life with. It’s not weird, it’s just Minecraft!

CringeCraft SMP: Sex Fails

awkward moments, bedroom mishaps, Communication, CringeCraft, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situations., emotional intimacy, Fails, funny anecdotes, funny stories, Human Connection, humor, Intimacy, love, Passion, Personal experiences, physical intimacy, relationships, relationships gone wrong, sex, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, smp, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Items Found:	2741
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	10
Farms Harvested:	263	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance party! Plus, we have the most ridiculous and embarrassing moments during sex stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity! Let’s goooooo!

PixelatedPugly

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, facial features, fashion choices, inner beauty, Insecurity, judgment, Perception, personal grooming, physical features, PixelatedPugly, self esteem, self-perception, social interactions, societal norms, societal pressure, Ugly

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Towns Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

If villagers run away from you screaming “Zombie alert!” then it’s probably time to join our Minecraft server. We have so many blocky beauties that even the Ender Dragon would swoon. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a +1000 charisma boost. So come on over and let’s turn those creeper explosions into fireworks of fabulousness!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, Dutch, Dutch politics, DutchNews.nl, Effort, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, peace talks, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping mission, pm, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united nations

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Endless Night Skies:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun!

ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

Canada, Canada-US relations, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CONSERVATIVE, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Happy, international relations, leadership, NAFTA, North America, Poilievre, Politics, resentful neighbour, ResentfulCraft, Trade, trump, united states, Warning, Warns

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	252806
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh?

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, challenge, Community, Discord, End.., Events, Experiment, Factions, gameplay, hang out, Ip:, Mature, Monuments, Nether, Playerbase, PvP, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Server, skill, Superflat, Survival, Unique

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	4756	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Server Overview

Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Age of Server	3 years old
Community	Tightknit community of regulars
Gameplay	100% vanilla
Features	Structures enabled, easy access to nether and end

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is Superflat.world

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is nearing 3 years old.

Q: What type of gameplay does the server have?

A: The server has 100% vanilla gameplay, meaning survival is based purely on skill.

Q: Are structures enabled on the server?

A: Yes, structures are enabled, allowing players to obtain most items in the game.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: Join the Discord server at discord.gg/dPmzXWreJD

Enchanted Grove Village 1.21.3

1.21.3, 22 years old, Adventure, alternative lifestyle, backpacking, bohemian, cute girl, dirty hippie girl, earthy, Enchanted, Exploration, free-spirit, Grove, Hippie, nature lover, Nomad, Off the beaten path, outdoor enthusiast, solo travel, travel, unconventional beauty, Village, Wanderlust, young adult

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Yo bro, forget about those dirty hippie chicks, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t smell like patchouli, I promise. Plus, who needs real-life backpacking when you can explore endless virtual worlds from the comfort of your mom’s basement? Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you see our epic builds and meet our wacky community of players. So ditch the hiking boots and grab your virtual pickaxe, because this server is where the real adventure begins!

WeddingCrasherCraft

adoption, awkwardness, celebration, cousin, Decision making, Dilemma, exclusion, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family unity, Invitation, mopey behavior, relationships, sister, space limitations, stigma, Support, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring family drama? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where the guest list is more exclusive than a VIP club in Ibiza.

Witness the epic showdown between cousins, uncles, and adopted sisters as they battle it out for a spot at the wedding. Will you choose family loyalty or the chance to party with your long-lost cousins?

With space limitations that rival a Tokyo subway during rush hour, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to secure your invitation. But hey, who needs a formal invite when you can just show up and crash the party like a true Minecraft rebel?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a wedding celebration that will go down in Minecraft history. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? Join us now, because this wedding is about to get lit!

DeserveBetterMC

DeserveBetterMC, deserved better, forgotten heroes, Historical figures, historical injustice, Marginalized, Mistreated, neglected, Overlooked, someone from history, tragic figures, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uncelebrated, Uncredited, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unrecognized, unremembered, unsung heroes, unvalued

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	707894	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Are you tired of boring old history books telling you about people who deserved better? Well, come join our Minecraft server and rewrite history yourself! Imagine a world where Cleopatra had a pet llama named Larry, or where Julius Caesar was actually a master chef who cooked up delicious creeper stew. On our server, you can create your own wacky alternate histories and have a blast doing it. So why settle for the same old stories when you can make history hilarious on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScholzCraft: Hit Back on Tariffs!

Hit, ScholzCraft, Tariffs

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join this server because, like, the EU is gonna hit back on Trump tariffs, but, like, we got a deal that’s even better, man. like, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a giant chicken into battle. it’s, like, totally epic, bro. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, dude. it’s gonna be, like, so rad.

ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

ClitCraft, clitoral position, clitoral shape, clitoral size, Clitoris, female anatomy, female sexual dysfunction, Fun, gynecology, matters.., Medical Studies, pelvic surgery, PostOp, postoperative, reproductive health, research, sexual anatomy, sexual function, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, SIZE, surgical outcomes, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

LegendaryHardcore

brand new, danger, Discord, escape spawn, Griefing, Hardcore, Killers, LegendaryHardcore, New server, No Resets, permadeath, player heads, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, skill-based, Survival, Terrain, Trust no-one, untouched, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	4961
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

LegendaryHardcore Overview

Server Name	LegendaryHardcore
Server Type	Hardcore
Start Date	Less than a week ago
Features	Player Heads, PvP, Raiding, Griefing
IP	mc.legendaryhc.org
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

What makes LegendaryHardcore different from other servers?

LegendaryHardcore is the only true hardcore server in Minecraft where if you die, you are Permanently Banned with no way to revive the account.

Is there a grace period for new players?

No, there is no grace period. PvP, raiding, and griefing is enabled from the start.

Are there any special features on the server?

Player Heads are dropped when a player dies, adding a unique aspect to the gameplay.

How can I escape spawn and the dangers lurking there?

The spawn radius is 2500, allowing players to move away from spawn and the potential threats.

Is the gameplay purely based on skill?

Yes, there are very few tweaks from the vanilla experience, so your survival is based on your skill and not external factors.

Mystic Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Craft, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, mystic, Network, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Twitter, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like, the craziest thing ever! We got all these official links that will blow your mind, like the website, the schedule, and even their Twitter accounts! And get this, they got characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – all ready to rock your world in the game!

But wait, there’s more! You can also hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi – it’s like a party in Minecraft, man! And don’t even get me started on Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro – they’re gonna make your gaming experience lit AF!

Oh, and did I mention they got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina too? It’s like a dream come true! So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the madness begin!

StepSisRage Minecraft Server

anger management, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Daughters, family, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, overreaction, parenting, protectiveness, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, StepSisRage, Support, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Potions Brewed:	81	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual step-sibling rivalry like never before.

Imagine a world where step-siblings battle it out in epic Minecraft fights, where protecting your virtual mom is the ultimate goal. Will you be the hero who stands up to the rebellious step-siblings threatening to take over the virtual family? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual household?

With insane stories like these happening every day on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft family drama adventure you’ve ever experienced!