Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your annoying family members? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual family reunion experience like no other.

Picture this: you log on and immediately start setting up virtual chairs and tables, mowing virtual lawns, and organizing virtual pop-up campers. But don’t worry, we’ve got virtual catering covered so you can focus on the important stuff – like dodging virtual conversations with your relatives.

Need a break from the chaos? Just retreat to your virtual room like our favorite ghost players, who only come out to play a quick card game before disappearing again. And when it’s time to clean up, just pop in some virtual earbuds and start scrubbing those virtual dishes – no need to worry about draining your virtual social batteries.

Join our server now and experience the ultimate family reunion simulation, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! (Just don’t blame us if your real family starts wondering why you’re spending so much time on your computer…)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 15
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 3301
Chimeras Created: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

    But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

    If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

    So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

    ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!
    Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

    On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

    But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Animals Bred: 140
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

    Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition
    Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

    So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

    FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

    So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Time to Mine and Dine Server

    Time to Mine and Dine Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 2630 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

    Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!
    Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

    Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

    Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

    So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 190 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

    Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness
    Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Star Shards Collected: 170
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 30

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

    Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 926615 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

    Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

    GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Enchantments Applied: 192
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

    UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you
    Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

    Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 16
    New Chunks Explored: 900122 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

    OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Towns Built: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

    Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

    Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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