NoSisNoHouse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3198	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3244	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mines Excavated:	2608
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mines Excavated:	4239
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCringeLand

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Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Star Shards Collected:	281
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Crops Grown:	4331	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cherrys Land

Adventure, BATTLING, building, Cherry’s Land server., Cherrys Land, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, Exploring, Fun, join us, Minecraft, one of a kind, part of the fun, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival Games, twists, Unique enchantments

Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

Alluring, attractive, Beautiful, beauty, Bryn Dresselhuys, BRYNS, Captivating, charming, chic, Elegant, fashion, Fashionable, Gorgeous, influencer, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, Popular, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, Style

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

30s, action, animation, binge-worthy, Chick Flicks, Classics, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Favorite, Foreign, independent, love, Minecraft, movies, must watch, Nostalgia, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thriller, Women

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	300
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	773821
Ores Mined:	2673	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelatedGFvsReality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Star Shards Collected:	94	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1