NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2860	Enchantments Applied:	66
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mines Excavated:	4179

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Animals Bred:	34	Dimension Hops:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

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LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1087
Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

United States of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BananaBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	2251	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FearFactorSMP

anxiety, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing control, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, FearFactorSMP, irrational fear, Phobia

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	181719
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.