Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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