NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Potions Brewed:	61
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MILFyBabysitAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MoneyMines SMP

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If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2550
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6470	Zombie Dances:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	4999	Emeralds Found:	2720
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Enchantments Applied:	145
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1734	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!