Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crops Grown: 4475 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Servers