Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Emeralds Found: 8133 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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