Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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