Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4614
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 263 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Alien Abductions: 0
Dragon Scales Harvested: 465 Dragon Eggs Found: 5075

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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