NoobCraft2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9463
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dimension Hops:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9303	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Votes:	5725	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno

FreeDiamondsOnly

at no cost, complimentary, costless, for free, for no money, free, free of charge, FreeDiamondsOnly, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, no payment, on the house, Unpaid, without charge

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mines Excavated:	1551
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Your mom’s homemade cookies? Nah, that’s too easy. How about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the best luck in finding rare loot and building the most epic structures. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just fall out of your minecart. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

KraftyKanzlerCraft

Campaign, Candidate, chancellor, Coalition, Democracy, european union, extremism, far right, front-runner, German election, germany, Government, KraftyKanzlerCraft, leadership, nationalism, opposition, policies, political party, Politics, Voting

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Buildings Constructed:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

lol u know what else is never gonna happen? u never gonna regret joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden spoon. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs politics when u can have fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? join now before the villagers start a rebellion and demand better trading rates!

Antarctic Duck Dynasty

ancient birds, ancient creatures, ancient species, ancient wildlife, antarctic, Antarctic discovery, antarctica, Antarctica exploration, Antarctica fauna, Antarctica history, Antarctica wildlife, avian evolution, avian fossils, bird evolution, duck, DYNASTY, earth’s history, Evolution, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, prehistoric birds, scientific research, waterfowl

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into a world where ducks ruled Antarctica 69 million years ago? Join our cray-cray Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between the ancient waterfowl and the mighty penguins. Will you be able to tame a duck and ride it into battle? Only on our server, baby! Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden duck eggs scattered all over the map that can hatch into rare and powerful duck mounts. So what are you waiting for? Come join the quack-tastic fun and let’s make history together!

Jerdjen Republic

Cities, City-Based, Community, Donations, early access, Economy, Fair Play, fair treatment, game updates, Jerdjen Republic, Minecraft, no p2w, public transport, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Store, Survival, Towns, Vehicles, voting page, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to Jerdjen Republic’s Voting Page! This Server is currently not publicly available yet, please visit jerdjenrepublic.net for when it officially releases!

Jerdjen Republic is a City-Based Minecraft Server. Drive Vehicles across vast Towns and Cities, trade with People through an extensive Economy, ride the (currently free) Public Transport or farm for Resources!

Jerdjen Republic also has a No P2W commitement and everything will be currently run through donations. After game updates a store may release, however, it will not sell any elements or items that make you better than other players. Everyone gets the same fair treatement.

Have you liked what you read so far? Then this Server is for you. Go ahead and try it now!

Jerdjen Republic is currently in Early Access. Expect things to change over the coming months.

play.jerdjenrepublic.net

Players:	109/900	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Animals Bred:	200	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5