NoNoMineNoNo | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Admiring Abe – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can hang out with your favorite historical figures! Imagine building a castle with Cleopatra or going on a mining adventure with Genghis Khan. Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history firsthand in our wacky world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and make history…literally!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	1250
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftySuccessLand

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Success on our Minecraft server means building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, and taming a dragon to use as your personal flying mount. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to Minecraft glory!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TaiwanCraft: Annexation Resistance

annexation, Asia, China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Politics, president, regional security, Resist, resistance, self-determination, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Taiwanese government, Taiwanese politics, William Lai

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. not even kidding, bro.

our president, like, William Lai, he’s all about resisting ‘annexation’ in Taiwan, but on this server, we’re all about annexing all the cool stuff. like, we got a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, flying around on a magic carpet made of enchanted golden apples. and the best part? you can ride a llama into battle, armed with a sword made of pure rainbow.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server today and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #llamalove #diamondsfordays

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Trust Theories Over Science

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so, like, imagine this, right? this server is, like, the ultimate place for all the conspiracy theorists out there. we got aliens, bigfoot, lizard people, you name it. but get this, they’re all REAL on our server.

join us if you wanna uncover the truth about the government cover-ups and secret societies. we even have a secret underground base where you can meet with other like-minded players to plan your next big revelation.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling dolphins who are trying to prevent the apocalypse? yeah, it’s pretty wild. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server.

so come on over and join us for a mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone

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LOLZ come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got boys and girls actin’ all the same when they see dem pixels! No more gender gap in reactions to Minecraft porn, everyone be gettin’ all emotional and behavioral up in here! It’s like a virtual gender equality revolution, but with creepers and diamonds instead of picket signs! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we all be equal in our love for blocky smut!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

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Just anarchy, come in, play, have fun =)

Supported versions: 1.16.5+

More detailed information on the website.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ores Mined:	5931	New Chunks Explored:	399938
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21

1.21, Bedrock break, Carpet Duping, cream, flavor, Griefing, HARD, Ice, Minecraft, Netheroof, PvP, smp, Tnt, Tree, Vanilla

IP	TreeSMP.mc.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

Server Information:

Map size	Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
Render Distance	10 Chunks
Gamemode	Hard
Griefing/PvP	Enabled
TnT/Carpet duping	Enabled
Netheroof	Enabled
Bedrock break	Enabled

We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the server.

3. Can I use TnT and dupe items on the server?

Yes, TnT and carpet duping are allowed on the server.

4. Is the Netheroof accessible on the server?

Yes, the Netheroof is enabled for players to explore.

5. Are there any restrictions on breaking bedrock?

No, bedrock break is enabled for players to interact with.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	1171	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CutieCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are poppin’ and the creepers are droppin’! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside some cluckin’ good architects!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few feathered friends along the way. See you in the pixelated world, my fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Vidya / SMP Fa / Thread / Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real thrill comes from collecting the rarest waistcoats in the game! That’s right, forget about armor and weapons, it’s all about looking stylish while you take on creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Join our server and you could be the next Chicken King, ruling over your feathered subjects with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away to the hottest tunes in Minecraft. Who needs to fight monsters when you can bust a move with your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AchieveMentor Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the time I joined this crazy Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and hilarity. My first big achievement? Well, let’s just say I managed to tame a wild Ender Dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Yeah, you heard me right. And that was just the beginning!

This server is full of wacky characters and insane challenges. From building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds to organizing epic llama races through treacherous lava fields, there’s never a dull moment. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most outrageous and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

QuirkyCraft: Secretly Obsessed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and discover a whole new world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you fail one of her challenges).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary block of cheese that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for, things tend to get a little cheesy around here).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixel Puzzles: Mind Bender

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HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DENDRITIC, DELAYED, STOCHASTIC CaMKII ACTIVATION IN BEHAVIOURAL TIME SCALE PLASTICITY – NATURE! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WHO KNOWS, BUT IT SOUNDS FANCY AND SCIENTIFIC, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT CASTLE WHILE YOUR BRAIN CELLS ARE ACTIVATING IN WAYS YOU NEVER KNEW POSSIBLE! YOU’LL BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS IN NO TIME!

SO COME ON, JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE OF DENDRITIC MADNESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT CRAZY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU ON THIS SERVER? MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE! (OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A REALLY COOL MINECRAFT HOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Viktor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on in December 2022 and suddenly find yourself in a world where the Houthi rebels have somehow gotten their hands on modern weaponry. Apologize in advance for any chaos they may cause, but hey, at least it makes for some exciting gameplay, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to watch your back around those Houthi rebels!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Why have so many people in this country become actual schizophrenics… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a world where everyone seems to have lost their marbles? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and talking llamas. Who needs reality when you can escape to a land where the only voices in your head are from your fellow players trying to steal your diamonds? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DebateCraft: Kids Edition

AUTHORITY, Challenges, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, control, Court, critical thinking, DebateCraft, Decision making, disagreements, Edition, family dynamics, Kids, Négotiation, Parenting styles, problem solving, Respect, Skills, teaching, Threats, undermining

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate every decision and come up with crazy compromises? Look no further! Join our server where every decision is up for discussion, just like this mom with her kids! Want to build a giant icee in the game but need to convince the admins first? No problem! Just present a well-thought-out argument and you might just get your way.

Our server is perfect for those who love critical thinking, problem-solving, and challenging authority – just like these kids challenging their dad’s parenting style! Who needs a court battle when you can settle disputes in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come join us and let your creativity and negotiation skills shine! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but we can debate those too)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Ores Mined:	2591

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crops Grown:	4667
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3