join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Falling into the Void: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 13
Endless Night Skies: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dimension Hops: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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