join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 11
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4470

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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