join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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