NoMoreNegFamily | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1856
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ores Mined:	7837	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	205921
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8310	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineTimeMachine

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	226
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Animals Bred:	67
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

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lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4787	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

YankeeDoodleDont

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyMissileWars

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Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1833	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixel Fish Disco Party

ALAN, Animal Behavior, artificial light at night, Behavioural effects, circadian rhythms, Danio rerio, disco, ecological disruption, environmental impacts, Fish, genetic expression, light pollution, Light Spectrum, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, Party, PIXEL, reproductive patterns, sleep disturbances, spectral compositions, transgenerational effects, urbanization, wildlife conservation, Zebrafish

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish are super into partying? well, do we have the server for you! come join us and witness the behavioural and transgenerational effects of artificial light at night on zebrafish.

our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.

so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1