NoMoreFreeBabysit

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Animals Bred:	134
Players Killed by Monsters:	5541	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BrideCraftHairHide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	6807
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4504	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Bridge Battle

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so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	205	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

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Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community building
Activity Level	Active players preferred
Community Interaction	Consistently online and active on Discord

FAQ

Q: When will the server be released?

A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

K-Pop Chick Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the fabulous world of K-pop and all its glory! Our server is filled with stunning builds inspired by the flashy aesthetics of K-pop music videos. Join us and unleash your inner diva as you strut your stuff in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret meeting place for Japs who are obsessed with K-pop idols. They come here to admire the pixelated versions of their favorite stars and discuss whether looking like a teenager is a must in the K-pop industry. It’s a scandalous affair that you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of sparkles, drama, and questionable fashion choices. Join now and let the K-pop madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC

Boundaries, Chaos, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, Hospitality, houseguests, in-laws, Kids, long-term stay, NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting limits, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with in-laws trashing your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone borrowing your virtual kitchen tools without asking.

Don’t let the cold shoulder from your wife stop you from joining our server – we’ve got plenty of friendly players who understand the importance of boundaries. Plus, our in-game kids are well-behaved and won’t break your virtual furniture!

So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs in-laws causing trouble when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server instead? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	66	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SchoolAccidentMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the chaos of school accidents in a virtual world! We’ve got creeper explosions that will make you jump out of your seat faster than a fire drill, and lava mishaps that will have you running around like a headless chicken trying to save your precious diamonds. Who needs boring old school when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps in our server? So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of skill and luck!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2349	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Potions Brewed:	155	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	425976
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyMinds: Fact or Fiction?

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes? It’s true! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare? That’s right, these llamas have built an empire in the virtual world and they’re looking for new recruits to help them conquer all of Minecraft! So come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	2205
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

IranCraft Server: No War with Israel!

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so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u why it’s da bomb diggity. first of all, the owner of the server once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. true story, bro. and get this, the mods on the server can speak to animals and have dance battles with creepers. it’s wild, man. also, there’s a secret underground base where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long. plus, the Iranian president himself said he doesn’t want war with Israel, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.