”NoMoreCreepers Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of the sad state of English soccer? Looking for a place where the players actually have some grit and love for the game? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the players wear their virtual shirts with pride, show off their skills, and actually play some soccer (well, Minecraft soccer at least).

Say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life soccer and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be resigning from is your boring old server. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s kick some blocky goals together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	31
Enchantments Applied:	202	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2487	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Time to Mine and Dine Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

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Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ores Mined:	5048	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

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Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	195	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mines Excavated:	4406
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

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Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixelated Party Palace

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Zombie Dances:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!