NoLoveJustBlocks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MomCraft: Where the only thing you’ll be crafting is awkward conversations

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Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the craziest reasons for you to join us!

Have you ever wanted to explore a world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie llamas with diamond-encrusted swords? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while riding a giant chicken into battle against a giant evil potato!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank unsuspecting players? It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9291	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Copas or Bust: A Minecraft Server Adventure!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose between handing over your copas or facing certain doom! But don’t worry, there’s plenty of LOOT to be had if you survive the challenges ahead.

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, MYSTERIOUS quests, and LEGENDARY battles. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate showdown and emerge victorious?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly INSANE. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty LOLs: Is it Worth It?

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Heck yeah! Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your hard work. This server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on unicorns through fields of candy cane trees and build castles made entirely of chocolate blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are actually master builders and will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal dragon to ride around on and protect them from any pesky mobs that try to ruin the fun?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pajeet’s Playground: Where Mayos Fear to Tread

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where even the mobs are flexing their gains and the creepers are dropping mixtapes instead of exploding!

Join us if you dare to challenge our resident high T CHADJEET, who once defeated a horde of zombies using only his perfectly coiffed hair and a diamond sword. Legend has it that he once tamed a dragon by challenging it to a dance-off and winning with his sick moves.

But beware, if you even think about calling him a “pajeet” to his face, prepare to face the wrath of a thousand lightning bolts raining down upon you from the heavens. This server is not for the faint of heart or the weak of meme game.

So come on down and join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your A-game and leave your mayo at home. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Villages Defended:	19	New Chunks Explored:	260412
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Job Hunt: Minecraft Server for Late Bloomers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting a job at 25 is considered a huge achievement! Why bother with real life struggles when you can join our server and become the CEO of Diamond Mining in no time?

Forget about job applications and interviews, on our server, all you need to do is craft a pickaxe and start digging for those precious diamonds. Who needs a resume when you can show off your epic mining skills to impress potential employers?

And if you’re feeling down about not having a gun to kys (kill yourself), don’t worry! Our server is a gun-free zone where the only weapons you need are your trusty sword and bow. Join us now and let’s slay some creepers together instead of contemplating drastic measures.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	269565	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AnimeOnlyCraft

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where we dive deep into theories and mysteries just like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement as we uncover the truth behind all the drama in the anime world.

Imagine a world where Yachiru is actually Nozarashi in disguise, pulling the ultimate plot twist on Kenpachi! On our server, you can create your own theories and share them with fellow players who are just as obsessed with anime as you are. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the next big conspiracy that will blow everyone’s minds!

But that’s not all – our server is also filled with amazing builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. So come join us and let’s explore the world of Minecraft together in the most hilarious and mind-boggling way possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Buildings Constructed:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AnonCraft: Server No. 917059082 – Where Even Anonymous Can’t Hide

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Our Minecraft Server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave, where the walls are lined with dancing villagers and the floor is made of glowing obsidian.

So why wait? Join Our Minecraft Server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Down Under Block Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not laws! Are you tired of Australia and its people? Well, join our server and unleash your inner rebel without actually committing terrorism – duh!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to grief our server, but he was no match for our fearless players. Join us and show off your building skills to prove that you’re the real MVP of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s show Australia what real chaos looks like – in a fun and safe way, of course. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Creepin’ Kimoi Craft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers dance and the villagers sing! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there are also evil zombie chickens roaming around looking for revenge on all players who dare to enter their territory.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will banish any griefers with their mighty ban hammer! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So come join us on our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of creeper love. Ehhhh? Kimoi.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2448
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blockheads R Us: Where the Head Dev is Totally Legit

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our head of development team is a complete disaster – they have absolutely no relevant skillset, talents, or insight whatsoever. But hey, who needs expertise when you have pure, unadulterated chaos, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected glitches, random explosions, and maybe even a few flying pigs. Who needs a well-thought-out game plan when you can just wing it and see what happens? It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a twist of absolute madness.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, look no further. Join us today and embrace the chaos – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!

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Are you tired of dealing with normies going antisemite on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we focus on the REAL enemies: Islam, China, Russia, and Western globalists!

Join us to fight against these foes and save the Minecraft world from their evil clutches. Our community is full of brave warriors ready to take on any challenge, no matter how outrageous.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly epic? Don’t let the normies win – join our server today and let’s show them who the real heroes are!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7510
Magic Items Found:	8075	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	131
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FateZeroCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fate anime debates!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Fate Zero is the ultimate Minecraft experience for all you anime fans out there. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Fate Zero is the ONLY good Fate anime out there. That’s right, all the other ones are just a waste of time. But on our server, you’ll be transported into a world where Minecraft meets Fate Zero in the most epic crossover event of all time.

Picture this – you’re wandering through the world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, you come face to face with Saber herself. That’s right, the legendary warrior from Fate Zero is now roaming the Minecraft world, ready to join forces with you on epic quests and battles. And that’s not all – Archer, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, and Berserker are all waiting for you to join them in their adventures.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also encounter magical creatures, powerful artifacts, and secret dungeons filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Holy Grail itself, granting you unimaginable powers and abilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join Fate Zero Minecraft server today and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this fantastical world? The fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands – are you ready to seize it?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Crops Grown:	8547	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Buckeye Bonanza: 440/216 Bonus Nudes

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Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server on the block! Looking for a wild time? Look no further than our server where Ohio nudes are the currency of choice. But wait, there’s more! We’re giving out bonus points for anyone from the 440 or 216 area codes. Why, you ask? Because those area codes are known for producing the most daring and adventurous players in the game.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Dive into a world where anything goes, and where the only thing more valuable than diamonds are those Ohio nudes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	4821
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

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Welcome to our God save the king edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and explosive adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our king was kidnapped by a group of evil llamas who demanded a ransom of 1000 diamonds. It’s up to you, brave adventurer, to rescue the king and save the kingdom from certain doom!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs of Minecraft. Witness their incredible moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	92	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	8096
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6