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| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
1. Our server is actually located in Gielinor, the world of RuneScape. That’s right, you can mine and craft with the best of them in this magical land.
2. We have a special feature where your run energy changes constantly, keeping you on your toes as you navigate through dungeons and mines.
3. Project Zanaris is our latest update, where you can explore the mystical fairy realm and battle evil creatures for epic loot.
4. Halloween on our server is a wild ride, with fixes that will make your head spin and miscellaneous changes that will leave you questioning reality.
5. If you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We have quests that will blow your mind and diaries that will challenge even the bravest of players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4620 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Our server is so crazy that even the localizations are all messed up – but hey, that just adds to the fun, right? You never know what you’ll find around the corner, whether it’s a giant chicken wearing a top hat or a group of villagers breakdancing.
And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again. We’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, haunted mansions that come alive at night, and even a talking parrot who gives out questionable life advice.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). It’s over for boring servers – welcome to the chaos!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3981 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Slice MC – Public Lifesteal SMP (Indian Server)
Welcome to Slice MC, India’s premier Lifesteal SMP! In this intense Minecraft survival server, every kill grants you more hearts, but death comes at a price. Gain strength by stealing hearts from your enemies or lose it all in fierce battles. Form alliances, betray rivals, and dominate the leaderboards in this action-packed, heart-stealing adventure!
Join the Indian Minecraft community today for 24/7 action, a competitive edge, and a thrilling lifesteal mechanic that makes survival more challenging than ever. Can you rise to the top, or will you lose it all?
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping bacon and gold wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll gain eternal glory and a lifetime supply of bacon.
So come join us on our server and say goodbye to being a fatass by 25 – because here, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for a coma-inducing adventure like no other. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, chickens that lay TNT eggs, and a secret underground base filled with cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake?).
But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to spawn here. So wake up, join us, and let’s conquer this crazy world together! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 108 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance to thriller. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 33 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and Canadians are constantly at each other’s throats, accusing each other of being “filthy immigrants.” It’s like a never-ending battle of accents and stereotypes, and you get to be right in the middle of it all!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama-only paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky Australians and Canadians – they’re always up to something!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who throw the most epic raves every Saturday night. Get your groove on with the undead and show off your best moves in the pixelated dance floor.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees? Explore this wacky world and discover all the hidden treasures that await you.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server – the possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7233 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura the Firestarter and Shisui the Sneaky Ninja. And don’t even get us started on the legendary adventures of Tenma the Time Traveler and Pipkin the Pancake Princess.
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a player named Dizzy Dokuro who can juggle creepers while riding a pig? Or Jelly Hoshiumi who can build a castle out of nothing but jellybeans?
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so exclusive that even the legendary Fuura Yuri got terminated for being too OP. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
WELCOME TO JOD SMP , HAVE FUN WITH CUSTOM ARMOURS,Tools AND CUSTOM STRUCUTRES,BESTSUPPORT , YOUTUBERS SMP
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 6186 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! We have a jam-packed schedule of events, links to Neuro-sama’s social media accounts, educational resources on AI, and even merch to show your support for our AI queen. And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our VODs and archives for a taste of the chaos that awaits you.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Neuro-sama! Who needs diamonds when you have an AI overlord ruling your Minecraft world?
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with talking trees and flying creepers. They quickly realized that this was no ordinary Minecraft world – this was a world where anything is possible.
Join us on our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Or how about building a house out of giant marshmallows while fending off attacks from a horde of zombie villagers? The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4943 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Welcome to DuskyLifesteal SMP!
Survival with a Twist: In this server, every fight matters! Gain hearts by defeating other players and lose them if you die.
PvP Madness: Engage in intense player vs player combat. Team up or go solo and become the strongest!
Crates and Playtime rewards: Get rewarded for playing on the server and buy or earn crates to give yourself a boost in surviving!
Friendly Community: Meet new friends, form alliances, and enjoy a fun and active community!
Join now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
CraftingLegends Minecraft Survival Server Discord= https://discord.gg/WYXjWuwk 1.21 Version #PlatiPorez
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
