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| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
We have Dakota, the master of redstone who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. Join us and witness her epic creations that will leave you speechless.
But that’s not all! We also have Steve, the fearless warrior who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a piece of bread. Join us and learn his secret techniques for surviving in the toughest of situations.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the Elite Gods. Just be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Let’s conquer this Minecraft world together!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only Minecraft can provide. We’ve got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers telling knock-knock jokes. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be the only place where you can find secret levels inspired by Donkey Kong Country Returns and Xenoblade Chronicles X. Who knew those games could be even more epic in blocky form?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got insider information that Kirby and the Rainbow Curse will be making a surprise appearance on our server. Get ready to paint your way to victory in the most colorful and wacky adventure yet!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT)!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2588 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will stop at nothing to prank each other. Just last week, someone replaced all the diamonds in another player’s chest with raw potatoes! And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama that spits out TNT.
But it’s not all fun and games – we also have intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. One player even managed to defeat an entire army of zombies using nothing but a carrot on a stick!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us at Argie… if you dare.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 425 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the secret to unlimited diamonds lies within our server. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary treasure and become the richest player in all the land?
Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples? Yeah, you heard that right. So come on over and join us for a wild ride of chaos, competition, and craziness. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Picture this: you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a fierce dragon. Do you have what it takes to defeat the dragon and claim the riches for yourself? Or maybe you’ll team up with other players to take down the reigning villain who has been terrorizing the server for weeks.
But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. The friendly farmer you meet could turn out to be a cunning trickster, ready to steal your diamonds when you least expect it. Trust no one and always watch your back!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Just remember, in this world, the line between hero and villain is very, very thin.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
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| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️
⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Potions Brewed: | 163 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Becca’s dreams are so powerful that they can actually influence the world around her in the game. Join our server and see if you can decipher the secrets hidden in her dreams to unlock special powers and abilities.
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of sneaking around Becca’s slumbering form while trying to uncover the mysteries of her dream world. Just remember, shhh, Becca is sleeping!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
