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Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Emeralds Found:	2861	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	151	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	6851
Enchantments Applied:	181	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyPurchases

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Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

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lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchantments Applied:	175

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3446	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GiporySMP

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Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6100	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Towns Built:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3