NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NakedCraft: GF Edition

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Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockyWorriesGone

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Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchantments Applied:	292
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

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LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1717	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Second Season Snubbed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Farms Harvested:	317
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1309
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoChinNoWinCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VetHospitalMassacre

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

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yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5