NoJob4Me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck in a dead-end job in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to build the most ridiculous and outrageous structures you can imagine. From giant toilets to flying pigs, the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of evil chickens. So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and embrace the chaos of our SMP, then join us now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3797	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crops Grown:	4987
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1402	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Villages Defended:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1787	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	662	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Towns Built:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	247	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Void Gems Collected:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	553
Love Letters Sent:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	368	Mines Excavated:	2710
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Executed Network

Cross-Play, Events, Executed Network, Free Events, Kit PvP, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, partner, PvP, Server, Survival

Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Items Found:	3194
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Crops Grown:	9334	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.