NoJob4Me Minecraft SMP

career, employment, job burnout, job challenges, job expectations, job experience, Job Interview, job market, job performance, job prospects, job requirements, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, Job skills, job stress, Minecraft, NoJob4Me, occupation, smp, undesirable job, worst job

Are you tired of being stuck in a dead-end job in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to build the most ridiculous and outrageous structures you can imagine. From giant toilets to flying pigs, the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of evil chickens. So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and embrace the chaos of our SMP, then join us now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5397	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Shadow garden SMP

Adventure, Buy, challenge, Economy, Empire, expand, ISLAND, marketplace, Minecraft, PROFITS, PvP, rare items, Sell, Server, shadow garden SMP, Skyblock, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Ultimate, Void

Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

Achievements, alliances, Boss Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, GATES, Laughter, Loot, Minigames, pearly, progress, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Side, Skill Progression, smp, Survival, Valhalla

Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

Overview
Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is The Gates of Valhalla?	The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a Discord for the server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?	The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla?	Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	233
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

battle, Board, challenge, Code, Competition, deathmatch, Game, games, host, hour, Hunger, Hunger Games, Hunger Games #07, image, kill, Minecraft, name.., neater, Serve, smp, strategy, Survival, tributes, volunteer, volunteering

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4449
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	167
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Potions Brewed:	91

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6138
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	634
Crops Grown:	7293	Animals Bred:	128
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Animals Bred:	75	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	4143
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Star Shards Collected:	206

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.