NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

Fixed Mindset Minecraft SMP – 95% of Turks

closed-minded, closed-off, cognitive rigidity, conformity, conservative mindset, cultural beliefs, cultural conditioning, Fixed, fixed mindset, lack of growth mindset, mindset, Minecraft, narrow minded, PROVINCIAL, psychological inflexibility, resistance to change, smp, social attitudes, societal norms, traditional values, Turks

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of narrow-minded villagers who can’t think outside the block? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the 95% of Turks with fixed mindsets! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come join us and help us defeat the llamas before it’s too late!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GF Fired Minecraft Server

comfort, Communication, Conflict, criticism, Effort, emotional, FIRED, Girlfriend, harshness, Honesty, Listening, Manager, Minecraft, Move forward, Reflection, relationship, resolution, Role, Server, Slacking, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, like the time Steve’s girlfriend got fired and he had to break the news to her. Will you be the supportive friend who listens and comforts, or the brutally honest one who tells it like it is?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Manager Boss Battle, where you can take on the role of a manager and deal with slacking employees like never before. Will you be the fair and understanding boss, or the strict and unforgiving one? The choice is yours!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about workplace ethics while building your dream castle. See you there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	61
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Towns Built:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SisDeathGroupTextNoTalk

brother-in-law, Communication, critical condition, denial, emotions, family, Grief, group text, ICU, Illness, life support, medical jargon, nephew, Niece, relationships, Siblings, SisDeathGroupTextNoTalk, stress, surgery, Updates, visitation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive risky heart surgeries with a 3-5% success rate – just like my sister!

Experience the thrill of being kicked out of the ICU by your brother-in-law’s adult children because they can’t handle the stress of your emotions. Will you be able to beg for just one hour of visitation and be denied like me?

Join now for updates as vague as my brother-in-law’s texts and the chance to find out about your sister’s death through a group text message. Who needs family drama when you have our Minecraft server? Join today and leave your real-life problems behind!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DumbConvosMC SMP

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Conversation, dim-witted, dumb, DumbConvosMC, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent, witless

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7141	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineCraftMania

Courses, Digital, education, educational resources, INFORMATION, internet, knowledge, learning, MinecraftMania, online classes, Online platforms, online resources, research, Skills, Technology, Tools, tutorials, virtual resources, Webinars, Websites

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual amusement park on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why waste your time on boring old websites when you could be exploring a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WestWingCraft

accusations, ACCUSED, argentina, controversy, criticism, Drama, Ethics, ethics violation, Government, intellectual property, javier milei, plagiarising, political discourse, Politics, public speaking, scandal, speechwriting, television, UN speech, West Wing, WestWingCraft

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. but that’s not even the best part, bro.

we got this dude, Javier Milei, who’s like the king of the server. he’s accused of plagiarizing UN speeches from the West Wing, like what even is that? but don’t worry, he’s got a killer dance move that will blow your mind.

join this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. plus, we have unlimited cake and diamonds for days. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Towns Built:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Eco Chic Ladies Crafty Haven

chic, Crafty, Eco, environmental conditions, environmental impact, financial resources., global health, global study, global well-being, Haven, health, home environment, influence, ladies, living conditions, mental health, Perception, physical health, physical surroundings, pollution levels, quality of life factors, social determinants of health, well-being, Women’s Health, Women’s quality of life

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, AND GOLD FOR DAYS. NOT TO MENTION, THE SKY IS LITERALLY MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS FLY AROUND GIVING OUT FREE COOKIES.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO. FLY AROUND, SHOOT LASERS FROM YOUR EYES, AND SAVE THE DAY LIKE A BOSS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT PINK FLUFFY BUNNY AS A PET? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT BUNNY AND SPREAD JOY AND HAPPINESS TO ALL THE PLAYERS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Welcome to “The Gates of Valhalla: Where Grinding is Fun, Servers are Fresh, and Maturity is Optional”

Adventure, alliances, blood moon, Builder, Community, dynamic challenges, Events, Exploration, Explorer, Fresh, friendship, Fun, GATES, Grinding, Loot, Maturity, Optional, Prestige, Progression, Quests, rare items, Servers, smp, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Valhalla, warrior

Welcome to Valhalla – Minecraft Server

🔥 Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla!

🧬 Innovative Progression Like Never Before

🌍 Fresh, Untouched World Awaits

🎭 Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests

🌕 Survive the Night’s Perils

🎉 Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community

🚀 Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

Server Details

Server IP	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	https://www.valhallacraft.org

Forge your legacy. Overcome the impossible. Rule in Valhalla.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server open for all players?	Yes, the server is open to all players who wish to join the community.
What makes Valhalla different from other servers?	Valhalla offers innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, night perils, and a thriving community.
Are there any exclusive abilities or rare items on the server?	Yes, as you progress in Valhalla, you can unlock exclusive abilities and rare items that set you apart.
How can I participate in weekly events?	You can join the Discord community and stay updated on upcoming events and challenges.
Can I choose my playstyle in Valhalla?	Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or warrior, there’s a place for you in Valhalla to forge your legend.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

action combat, Animals, aws, battle passes, Build Guides, convenience items, Cosmetics, EU, Exploration, free to play, guild, Liberty, lottie, microtransactions, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA East, open world, pay to win, Pettan, Player Customization, PvE, PvP, Server, shapeshifting mechanic, strategy, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty, weather systems, Western publisher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can transform into animals for combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to fight off creepers as a majestic unicorn? Our world features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a tornado might sweep through and mix things up. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our microtransactions are all about making you look fabulous while you slay dragons. Join us on NA East, Lottie, where the guild vidya is always up for a laugh, or hop over to EU, Benny, where the guild Pettan is known for their epic dance parties. Come for the adventure, stay for the chaos – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	127	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft SMP: /mep/ – Queen Paviolia

-Star Divine- finale, Ai Kotoba IV, AiDee, Angelic Angel, animal, Ano Aozora no Sei da, AventureHolic, Bad End Night, Beat Eater, Bebas, Beyond the Way, Bokura ga kuru kara, cinderella, Cynical Night Plan, echo, entity voices, Envy Baby, fatale, Fly Me to the Star, Gate Open: START!, Hanamaru Pippi wa Yoiko Dake, HI:STREET TIME, hololive, HOLOTORI Dance, Illusion Night, Indonesian Folk Music Medley, Janji, Kakumei Dualism Side A, Kakumei Dualism Side B, Kawaiku Naritai, Kawaikutegomen, kick back, King, Love Me Love Me, MEP, Mermaid Festa vol.1, Minecraft, Ochame Kinou, OTONABLUE, overdose, Paviolia, playboy, Queen, RAD DOGS, Reine Pavolia, Salamander, Sip Some Tea, Slap by Step, smp, Terhebat, the baddest, the forest, USSEEWA, Yummy Yum Yummy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs like “Yummy Yum Yummy” and “Sip Some Tea” – we even have a song called “Illusion Night” that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Pavolia Reine, a hololiveID 2nd gen member who will serenade you with covers of songs like “Fatale” and “Salamander.” Rumor has it that Reine once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a ukulele and a smile – now that’s talent!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to jam out with Reine and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground karaoke bar where creepers sing backup vocals. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod

body image, Body transformation, communication problems, eating habits, emotional impact, fitness journey, gym obsession, HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod, lifestyle changes, marital communication, marital conflict, mental health, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, support system, unhealthy habits, weight loss

Are you tired of your spouse becoming a gym-obsessed monster right before your eyes? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the gym transformation craze!

On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and watch as your character transforms into a buff, muscular powerhouse without ever setting foot in a real gym. Say goodbye to excessive workout videos and hello to endless fun in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, with our special potion recipes, you can cook up some delicious virtual meals for your character to enjoy, all without the pressure of losing weight or becoming a gym rat. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the grips of the gym transformation madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Towns Built:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VacayCraft SMP

Adventure, Beach, bucket list, city, Destination, dream vacation, Escape, Explore, getaway, holiday, Journey, long tail tag, Mountains, Paradise, Relaxation, smp, travel, Tropical, vacation, VacayCraft, Wander, Wanderlust

Are you tired of boring old vacations to the beach or the mountains? Well, have we got the perfect getaway for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans around every corner. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of skeletons to a dance-off? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

So forget about boring vacations and join our Minecraft SMP for the trip of a lifetime. Who needs sandy beaches when you can have exploding sheep and talking villagers? See you in the wacky world of our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, attraction, chemistry, compatibility, Connection, emotions, feelings, Happiness, Heart, Intimacy, joy, long-term commitment, love, LoveCraftedMC, partner, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Buildings Constructed:	40	Dimension Hops:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

AssistCraft, assisted dying, Autonomy, bill, compassion, controversial legislation, debate, Decision making, end of life care, Ethics, EUTHANASIA, Healthcare, Legalise, LegalizeTheEnd, legislation, medical assistance, patient rights, quality of life, Suffering, terminal illness, terminally ill, uk

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Edition, NoiseyCraft, Risk

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gods Slained:	1