NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	565008	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	6464
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	4852	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	812261
Dragon Eggs Found:	8350	Living Statues Befriended:	2

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9246	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9091	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magic Items Found:	8677	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?

BlockyLovePenisCraft

activism, Arrests, BlockyLovePenisCraft, Censorship, China, crackdown, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gay erotica, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, Legal System, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Literature, Oppression, resistance, social justice, Writing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Votes:	8811	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even China be tryna shut it down! 10 peeps got arrested for writing gay erotica on dis server, like wut?! 😂 But don’t worry, we still out here building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for a wild ride and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪🔥 #FreeTheGayEroticaWriters #MinecraftMadness

Shileo12

BUILD, Claim, Community, Craft, Discord, Friends, invite, Items, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plot, Sell, Server, Shileo12, smp, strangers, SURVIVE, TOWN, Trade, Waste, world

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Join our discord server and mine into a unique new world where you can craft and survive with your friends! We wish to enhance your joy of Minecraft multiplayer and create a space where you can play with strangers who you can call friends.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join this new Minecraft community?	Yes, you can join our discord server to be a part of our community.
What kind of world can I expect?	You can expect a fantastical world where you can build, craft, and survive with your friends.
Can I build my own town in this world?	Absolutely! You can claim a plot of land and build your own town, inviting others to create a community with you.
Is trading with other towns permitted?	Yes, you can trade and sell with other towns to grow your own town while making sure nothing goes to waste.
What about losing items?	Don’t worry, we have taken care of that to ensure you won’t lose your items.

Eternal Realms 1.20

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Ancient, Anime, classic, ETERNAL, FANTASY, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Nostalgia, Old, other world, Parallel World, portal fantasy, Realms, Reincarnation, Retro, time travel, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, imagine this Minecraft server like an isekai world but with a twist! You won’t just be transported to a new world, you’ll be transported to a Minecraft world where everything is old school cool!

Join this server if you wanna experience the nostalgia of the good old days of Minecraft. We’re talking about those classic blocks, mobs, and landscapes that will make you feel like you’re back in 2011.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to relive the past, but you’ll also get to experience the chaos of a world where everything is old but still fresh and exciting. It’s like a time warp of epic proportions!

So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey through time and space in the most hilarious and mind-bending way possible, then this Minecraft server is the place for you. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly bizarre and awesome!

BabyBros Minecraft Server

BabyBros, child-free lifestyle, childcare expectations, college student, college years, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, free childcare, generational roles, Minecraft, mommy duties, nephew care, Parentification, parenting responsibilities, personal boundaries, Resentment, Selfishness, Server, sibling care, sibling relationships, village support, winter break

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	195	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of being a free babysitter for your sister’s baby daddy drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities! No more parentifying yourself for others, just build, mine, and have a blast with our crazy community.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into watching someone else’s kid while you’re on winter break. Instead, you can enjoy sleeping in way too late and being lazy without any judgment. Plus, we have free childcare services in-game, so you can trust that your virtual children will be taken care of while you explore the blocky world.

Don’t let your sister weaponize your nephew against you – join our server and surround yourself with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being expected to play mommy when you’re just trying to enjoy your child-free, college years. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

NoBullyZoneMC

adult intervention, Apology, bully, bullying impact, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional scars, family dynamics, forgiveness, grudge, Healing Process, long-term effects, NoBullyZoneMC, past trauma, personal growth, reconciliation, self reflection, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Zombie Dances:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Are you tired of holding onto grudges from your childhood? Do you want to let go of all that pent-up anger and resentment? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your rage in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Take out your frustrations on pixelated blocks instead of real-life people!

Imagine creating a giant statue of your childhood bully and then blowing it up with TNT. Or building a castle to protect yourself from all the bullies in the world. The possibilities are endless!

So come on, join us and let go of all that old baggage. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some therapeutic healing in the process. And hey, if you ever need to vent, our virtual therapists are always available for a chat.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to turn your pain into power. Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to healing and happiness!

KidLogicMinecraftSMP

bizarre childhood, bizarre habits, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, curious behaviors, eccentric behaviors, KidLogicMinecraftSMP, odd childhood, odd quirks, peculiar childhood, peculiar habits, peculiar memories, quirky childhood, quirky habits, strange childhood, strange habits, unique childhood, unusual behavior, unusual childhood, weird childhood

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Animals Bred:	133	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8

OMG guys, like you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest shenanigans going on! Like, one time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato because we thought it would bring us good luck in the game. And guess what? It actually worked! We found, like, a million diamonds the next day. It was totally epic.

But that’s not even the best part. We also have this secret underground club where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties. It’s, like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of llamas racing each other around a track.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s all about having a good time and doing the most random things you can think of, then you definitely need to join us. Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat. I mean, how could you resist that? Join now and let the craziness begin! 🐷🥔🐔🦙 #PotatoLuck #ChickenDanceParty #LlamaRaces

70sBuckBlockParty

1970s, 70sBuckBlockParty, Adventure, Cash, Decision making, Exploration, Financial Security, INDEPENDENCE, Lost, MONEY, new beginnings, Nostalgia, Resourcefulness, Retro, self reliance, starting over, stranded, Survival, time travel, uncertainty, young adult

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Animals Bred:	121
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ores Mined:	9176
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9985

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the wild and wacky adventures of waking up in 1970 with no idea who you are or where you came from! But don’t worry, you’ve got a suitcase filled with 20,000 dollars to help you navigate this crazy time period.

Join our server and embark on a quest to build the ultimate 1970s disco palace, complete with lava lamp decorations and funky dance floors. But beware, the creepers in bell-bottoms are always lurking around the corner!

Form alliances with other players to create your own groovy commune, where you can trade goods and services like lava lamps and platform shoes. Or, if you’re feeling adventurous, strike out on your own and become a lone wolf, surviving off the land and dodging lava flows.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate time-traveling adventure in Minecraft! Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a pixelated world full of polyester and peace signs waiting for you?

CraftyArgPoverty36.8%

argentina, CraftyArgPoverty36.8, data analysis, economic development, Economy, expert reports, Government, Latin America, poverty alleviation, poverty levels, poverty rate, poverty rate decline, poverty rate decrease, poverty rate improvement, poverty rate news, poverty rate update, poverty reduction, poverty statistics, Social Issues, south america, statistics

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the poverty rate has fallen to 36.8% just by playing!

we have magical blocks that turn into diamonds when you mine them, and pigs that fly around dropping golden apples.

our community is filled with unicorns and dragons that help you build the most epic castles and villages you’ve ever seen.

join now and watch as your in-game riches grow faster than the poverty rate in Argentina!

Galactic Conveyor Belt

atoms, atoms circling, atoms cosmic, atoms galaxy, atoms journey, belt, carbon, circuitous journey, circumgalactic medium, conveyer belt, conveyor, Cosmic, cosmic conveyer belt, currents, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy origin, giant currents, intergalactic, intergalactic space, Origin, scientists, Space

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Votes:	4053
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where your carbon atoms will take a wild journey through the galaxy and come back on a cosmic conveyer belt! our server is so lit, even scientists are studying it! imagine your atoms circling their galaxy of origin on giant currents, like a rollercoaster ride through space! intergalactic space has never been more fun! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you question the fabric of reality itself!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, Account.., description, Minecraft, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3099
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7560
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

su.vanilla-box.ru

Game of Thrones MC

26 hours old, available.., Communication, Community, creations, Discord, Experience, Fresh Wipe, Fun, Game, game of thrones, Immersive, Kingdoms, Medieval, Mod Pack, Mods, Play, Ready, Server, server ip, smp, Thrones

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
New Chunks Explored:	668966	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
FRESH WIPE 26 HOURS OLD – Looking for a fun modded server? Well Game of thrones/ medieval smp well my server is the one for you we have plenty of mods that allow you too create your own kingdoms and have immersive fun experiences with other members, currently we have over 15 in our community today! The mod pack is ready and available to play, the server is up. Enjoy!

Useful Links

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is a fresh wipe and is only 26 hours old.
How many mods are available on the server?	There are plenty of mods that allow you to create your own kingdoms and have immersive fun experiences with other members.
How many members are currently in the community?	There are over 15 members in our community today.
Is the mod pack ready to play?	Yes, the mod pack is ready and available to play on the server.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by clicking on the provided link above.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 88.211.212.7:25565.

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10