Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 423 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7835 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 New Chunks Explored: 583520
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9049 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 503147 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Dimension Hops: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 290
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9512 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8539 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Farms Harvested: 486 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Magic Items Found: 2913 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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