NoExistenceMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where if you find a rare pink sheep, you get to marry the server owner’s wife in real life! (Disclaimer: server owner’s wife may not actually exist)

So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchantments Applied:	262	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyLand

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their crew. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can tell a good joke.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the fabled land of Notchtopia, where every block is made of pure gold and the sun never sets. It’s a place where dreams come true and anything is possible, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

UyghurSlaveryMC Server

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join our minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the Chinese companies! we are a safe haven for all those who have been oppressed by the Uyghur slavery blacklist. build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. no more forced labor or human rights violations here, just pure unadulterated fun! come join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and pigs that can fly. what more could you ask for? come join us now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	852
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MoldovaBribeCraftEU

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7950	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Towns Built:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Gamer GF Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your perfect gamer girlfriend to conquer the pixelated world with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature that guarantees you will find your dream gamer girlfriend within 24 hours of joining. Our server is filled with beautiful, talented, and most importantly, thick gamer girls just waiting to team up with you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Buildings Constructed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Herobrine, building a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and battling it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons (don’t worry, they’re friendly), and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (just make sure to bring some fire resistance potions)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious, and downright absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BrothersGFruinsGraduationAITA

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family milestones and celebrations! Join us for a special family dinner event to celebrate your in-game achievements, without any distractions from new girlfriends or drama-loving siblings.

Imagine a world where your in-game accomplishments are the main focus, where you can bask in the glory of your hard work without anyone stealing the spotlight. Our server is a safe haven for players who want to celebrate their successes without any unnecessary drama.

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and conquer challenges with a community that understands the value of your achievements. Say goodbye to distractions and hello to a supportive environment where your gaming journey is truly appreciated.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a celebration like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MunchieCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old survival servers where all you do is chop wood and mine for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to eat as much as you can! We’ve got a never-ending buffet of virtual food for all you hungry players out there.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual forests of our server when suddenly, a giant pizza falls from the sky! Or maybe you stumble upon a field of pixelated donuts just waiting to be devoured. And don’t even get me started on our legendary bacon mountain – yes, you heard that right, a mountain made entirely of bacon!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the Great Cake Bake-Off, where players compete to create the most delicious cake in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden realm filled with candy trees and chocolate rivers just waiting to be explored.

So if you’re a foodie at heart or just someone who loves a good laugh, come join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a food coma of epic proportions!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyGenes

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like a genetic experiment gone wrong! Join us and discover what traits you’ve inherited from your virtual parents – maybe you’ll have super speed, the ability to fly, or even shoot fireballs from your hands! Who needs real parents when you can have Minecraft parents who give you crazy powers? So come join us and see what kind of crazy family tree you’ve got in store for you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

What is the IP for SypherPK Minecraft Server?

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Snapleaks Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. That’s right, unicorns! And not just any unicorns, but ones that can shoot rainbow lasers from their horns and fly through the sky like majestic beasts.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown: https://t.me/+ZvdarRHNVTNkYTMy

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Void Armor Forged:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Adventurous Amelia’s Minecraft SMP Anticipation Thread

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, get ready for some detective work because Amelia Watson is leading the charge! This SMP is filled with adorable dorky moments and crazy investigations. Last time, we uncovered a secret underground base filled with llamas plotting world domination. Who knows what we’ll find next?! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to solve some mysteries with Ame!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyDelivery Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with your unpleasant sister-in-law!

Join us for a chance to order all the DoorDash burritos you want without anyone giving you the stink eye. No more jealousy issues or sulky stares while you enjoy your food in peace.

Build your dream house without worrying about a mountain of dishes piling up in the sink, because on our server, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual home without any unwanted houseguests.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you for ordering food delivery right in front of them – here, you can order as much DoorDash as your heart desires without any judgment.

So come join our server and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you can build your own world free from negative vibes and trauma dumps. Let’s craft away the stress and have some fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TowMyNeighborCarLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner parking warrior! Tired of coming home from mining all day only to find someone has taken your spot in front of your virtual blocky house? Join us and show those pesky neighbors who’s boss by having their virtual cars towed!

Just like in real life, you have the option to pay for a parking spot each month in our virtual apartment complex. But beware, if someone dares to steal your spot, feel free to unleash the wrath of your pixelated tow truck and watch as chaos ensues in the neighborhood.

Don’t worry about breaking any virtual codes of conduct, because on our server, anything goes! So come join us and let the towing wars begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8764

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.