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Players: 91/400 Votes: 7198
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Votes: 5892 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server and experience pain like never before! our nociceptors are next level, transmitting pain signals to your brain in the most intense and exhilarating way possible. you’ll feel every block break, every creeper explosion, and every fall from a tall tower like never before. come join us and see if you can handle the ultimate pain challenge in minecraft!

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  • NapCraft Minecraft Server

    NapCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 9434
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Emeralds Found: 1245 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Potions Brewed: 138 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

    Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

    So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

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  • BF’sBlockParty

    BF’sBlockParty
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 7482
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

    Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

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  • RichVsPoorMC SMP

    RichVsPoorMC SMP
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 8883
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Players Killed by Monsters: 3133
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

    And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

    But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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  • CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

    CraftyAdviceGoneWrong
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 5679
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Runes Activated: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Votes: 2803
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

    Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

    So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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  • Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

    Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 753
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Farms Harvested: 203 Dragon Eggs Found: 8424
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Alien Abductions: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

    oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

    BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 4089
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

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  • Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

    Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 1441
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 296 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Farms Harvested: 691
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 6893
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

    We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

    Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

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  • MomCrafter Minecraft Server

    MomCrafter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 6828
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

    We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

    So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

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  • TissuelessCraft

    TissuelessCraft
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 6895
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Mines Excavated: 2239
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

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  • BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

    BabyNoob Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 884
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Villages Defended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

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  • NopeNotDoingThatAgain

    NopeNotDoingThatAgain
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 7139
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 55 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Magic Items Found: 2084 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been so scared that you peed your pixelated pants? Well, get ready for a server that will make you do just that! Our Minecraft server is so terrifyingly fun, you’ll never want to leave your blocky house again.

    Join us if you dare, for a world where creepers are actually cuddly kittens and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids. But beware, our Ender Dragon has a secret love for disco music and will boogie down with you until the break of dawn.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream with laughter and fear, come join us! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get pixelated and pants-wettingly crazy!

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  • JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic

    JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 6513
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1913
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Zombie Dances: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where we turn coffee grounds into 3D printed objects with MUSHROOM MAGIC 🍄🍄🍄 our researchers are like mad scientists but cooler cuz they make compostable stuff out of coffee WASTE ☕️☕️☕️ come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌎🌍🌏 also, did we mention there are secret mushroom kingdoms to explore? 🍄🏰🍄 join now and let’s get crafting! 🎮🔨🌈

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  • Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3

    Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 9461
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

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    Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where our girl Neuro-sama is the AI overlord? She’s like a mix of a neural network and a VTuber, entertaining us with her wild rants and learning new skills like singing and playing games. It’s a total party up in here!

    Join the server now and witness the madness unfold as Neuro-sama takes over the chat with her unhinged responses. Plus, she’s got a sick schedule and some lit music and clips for you to vibe to. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, she’s got educational stuff too!

    Check out her Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the deets. And don’t forget to grab some merch from her shop because why not? This server is a whole new level of crazy, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 1547
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Chimeras Created: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Buildings Constructed: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands!

    Forget about real life problems like annoying partners and stressful family visits – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever!

    So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy, fun-filled Minecraft world! And remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves fighting off creepers and zombies, of course!

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  • CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama

    CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 7118
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 147
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real-life social situations like the one described above! Join us and never worry about having to speak to your boyfriend’s parents again – because in Minecraft, you can communicate through building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

    Our server is perfect for players with selective mutism, as there’s no pressure to talk to anyone – just let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Plus, our community is super understanding and won’t judge you for staying silent during intense PvP battles.

    So come join us for a fun and stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who communicates solely through emotes and block placements!

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