NoChinNoWinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

QuoteMC

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Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

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Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dimension Hops:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

Anime, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, Fan art, Female Characters, fictional characters, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, Latinx, Latinx culture, latinx waifus, Manga, Minecraft, Online Community, PIXEL, pop culture, post, representation, Server, social media, waifus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

/pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

Battlefield of Memories, Clans, Commander Makoto, Connect, Dungeon x2, general, Guildhouse furniture, H.Kyoka, H.Mimi, H.Misogi, Hard x2, Kotposter Resources, Lind, Luna Tower, Masterpiece, Minecraft, new player guide, Normal x3, pcrg, Pirate Anna, Platinum Gacha, princess, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, ReDive, Resources, smp, Story Event Rerun, TS.Kyaru, TS.Suzuna, Ultimate Refining, VH x2, Wizarding Youth Days

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2824
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

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Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Animals Bred:	112
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Character development, CraftyLifeLessons, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, Focus, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning, life lessons, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, strategy, teamwork, video games

Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	115	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mines Excavated:	4136	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Burnout Block Party

academic pressure, BLOCK, Burnout, Covid-19 pandemic, data analysis, healthcare education, healthcare professionals, medical school, medical students, mental health, mental health support, pandemic impact, Party, research, stress, student demographics, student groups, student mental health, student resilience, student well-being, study, survey

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Xvxr

#youtube, Active, Active owner, box server, Community, community-driven, content creators, Cross-Play, Free Items, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Giveaways, media creators, Minecraft, multiplayer, Not P2W, ONLINE, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Block Ops Minecraft Server

Adolf Hitler, Alfred Naujocks, assault, August 22 1939, BLOCK, declaration of war, ethnic cleansing, false flag attacks, France, German newspapers, Gleitwitz radio station, Gliwice, Heinrich Himmler, Heinrich Müller, hitler, Hochlinden, invasion of poland, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, Operation Himmler, Ops, Pitschen, Poland, Poland allies, Polish uniforms, Propaganda, propaganda war, Reinhard Heydrich, Server, SS agents, United Kingdom, world war II

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness

anxiety, autism, BPD, comorbidity, coping, depression, Emotional Dysregulation, Identity, ISOLATION, madness, male mental health, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, neurodiversity, self harm, self worth, smp, stigma, Struggles, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6304
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	761

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NoGuestRoom4U

#gamer, 3d printer, baby, cabinets, Conflict, design table, Desktop, gatherings, guest room, holiday, Hosting, impasse, industrial designer, Needs, NoGuestRoom4U, office, relationship, shelves, Space, Tools, VR setup

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the dilemma of whether to sacrifice your gaming den for a guest room, we offer a world where you can build your dream base without any interference.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!

We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!

So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4398

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HateQs_MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	7748
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HappyBlockCraft

Bliss, cheerful, cheerful disposition, Contentment, DELIGHT, elation, emotional uplift, euphoria, Feel-Good, Good Mood, gratification, Happiness, happiness boost, HappyBlockCraft, instant happiness, joy, joyous, Laughter, Pleasure, positive vibes, Smile, Uplifting

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly be greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! These fancy llamas will lead you to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! So come join us for a magical and hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Void Gems Collected:	32
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockBucksRUs

anti-money laundering, blacklisting, BlockBucksRUs, Body, Corruption, criminal organizations, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial intelligence, financial regulations, Global, illegal activities, illicit finance, illicit funds, illicit transactions, International cooperation, money laundering, regulatory compliance, russia, sanctions, suspicious activities

yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Lava Stamp Transfer – Minecraft

3D objects, additive manufacturing, advanced manufacturing, biomedical devices, damage-free transfer printing, fabrication techniques, flexible electronics, high resolution printing, lava, localized, materials science, microfluidics, microscale engineering, Minecraft, molten liquid metal, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, Nature Communications, Precision-induced, stamp, Stamps, surface patterning, Transfer, ultrathin membranes

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? r u tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can stamp ur way to victory with precision-induced localized molten liquid metal stamps! u can transfer print ultrathin membranes and 3D objects like a boss! no more damage, just pure stamping fun! join now for the most outrageous stamping adventures u will ever experience in ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7