Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Falling into the Void: 0
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 6
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Crops Grown: 2954
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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