Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
Dimension Hops: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 210
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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