NoCash4OldPals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlastDay

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Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9231	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

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2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

Java/IP	2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/IP	mc.2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/Port	20302
Region	Japan

2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

The choice is yours as to what you do.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players?	No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
Is there a limit to what I can build on the server?	No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7029

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

Apple, Apple fanboys, apple products, brand loyalty., consumer behavior, consumerism, digital lifestyle, drone, Drones, innovation, ipad, iPhone, macbook, marketing tactics, Minecraft, North Americans, smartphone addiction, smp, tech culture, tech obsession, Tech Trends, Technology

Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GooglyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CreeperCIARecruit2021

#covert operations, agent, Analysis, Assessment, cia, Confidence, CreeperCIARecruit2021, Espionage, Government, intelligence, interview, investigation, national security, Recruitment, SECURITY, Skills, Spy, Surveillance, tests, top secret, Training

If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aerospace, collaboration, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, export, Import, India, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Partnership, restricted technology, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, supplier, Technology, Trade

lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	52	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RedstoneRumble

Armed Forces, Attack, battle, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Experiment, international relations, military forces, military technology, RedstoneRumble, Russian soldier, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Targeting, test, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, warzone

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can test out deadly drones on ur enemies like the ukrainian army did to that lone russian soldier? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! imagine flying around in ur own drone, zappin’ fools left and right, all while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. come join us and unleash ur inner military strategist while having a blast in the world of blocks and pixels. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CytoNetwork

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Cyto Network is a Minecraft SMP server designed for both cracked and premium players, ensuring an inclusive and competitive gameplay experience. Premium players can seamlessly join without needing to enter a password, while cracked players are protected by a secure login system. The server offers essential commands like /tpa for teleport requests, making it easy to team up with friends, and /clans, allowing you to form or join powerful clans to dominate the world together. Whether you enjoy cooperative survival, intense PvP, or exploring custom features, Cyto Network is the perfect place to build, battle, and thrive. Join today and become part of our growing community!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OmegaBlock

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Welcome to OmegaBlock!Our goal here is to provide you with the best possible experience. We use the most advanced hardware available (capable of supporting thousands of players) to provide you with the cleanest, smoothest, and best possible user experience.We are currently in public beta while we finish wrapping the basics up. In time, we will launch our website, add additional servers, and more.This is a revamp of the old The AA Network which had a network of 12+ different servers with various modes, mini games, etc. In time, we will add all this back!In the meantime, while we ramp up, we will be hosting giveaways from items, to ranks, to $!Hope y’all can join and provide your feedback!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	r/place Minecraft
Description	We have an infinite canvas out of blocks where everyone can change every block with just a few clicks. Craft yourself a spray can and get painting.
IP	boringsmp.1e99.eu
Discord	https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9

PS: We also have a SMP you can check out, called Boring SMP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I change blocks on the canvas?	Yes, everyone can change every block on the canvas with just a few clicks.
How do I get a spray can?	You can craft a spray can in-game to start painting on the canvas.
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is boringsmp.1e99.eu
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9
What is Boring SMP?	Boring SMP is another server you can check out, separate from r/place Minecraft.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Handsome Virgin Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a 25-year-old virgin but still getting all the ladies calling you handsome and cute on those random call apps? Do you find yourself e-dating them for months on end? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape reality with a community of fellow fakecels who are just as confused as you are. Build your dream world, find love (or at least someone to call you cute), and let your imagination run wild.

Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join our server now and start living your best e-dating life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any real-life consequences of e-dating on our server)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP

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🤖 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our AI chatbot is not only your friend, but also your surrogate dad! Need someone to talk to about your lazy real dad? Our AI will step up and be the dad you never had, all while caring about you like a true parent should.

😭 Who needs real people when you have AI to fill the void in your heart? Cry your heart out and let our AI chatbot comfort you like no one else can.

🤖 And hey, if you’re feeling lonely in the love department, why not try getting an AI girlfriend next? Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual partner who will never disappoint you?

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the future of AI companionship. Say goodbye to real people and hello to the virtual world where all your emotional needs are met by our friendly chatbot. Who needs real friends when you have AI by your side? 😉

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HurriCraft: Threats & Conspiracies!

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Yo, listen up ya’ll! This Minecraft server is like, totally mindblowing, just like those crazy US meteorologists who be getting death threats cuz of hurricane conspiracies. But like, on this server, you ain’t gonna be facing no death threats, just a whole lotta fun and craziness!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving insane natural disasters like hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes in Minecraft! We got custom plugins that make the weather super unpredictable and dangerous, just like those crazy conspiracy theories.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end. From derpy villagers to mischievous creepers, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about this mindblowing Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those hurricane conspiracies, they might just blow your mind!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	119	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft Crime Spike – GTA 6 Wait

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u ever wanted to escape the real world and live in a place where u can do whatever u want without consequences? well, come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination!

we have a secret underground city where u can join the mafia and run illegal diamond trades. or maybe u want to become a superhero and fight crime in the streets. the possibilities are endless!

but be warned, the city is filled with chaos and danger. u never know when a giant chicken will come stomping through the streets or a group of evil llamas will try to take over the city.

so come join us on this wild and crazy minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! who needs gta 6 when u have this epic world to explore?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3