NoBroKidsAllowedMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

base, battle, Brewery, BUILD, collide…kind, Community, Dynmap, Empire, Factions, Geyser, half decade, History, Marthia, Movecraft, Nations, Planes, Plugins, quaint, Semi Vanilla, Server, Ships, smp, three years, Vanilla, Working

Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

anger-inducing, Challenging, chance, Difficulty, frustrating, game design, Gaming, HACKING, infuriating, luck-based, madness, Minecraft, Minigame, password guessing, patience, Random, Ridiculous, rng, Server, skill, strategy, trial and error, UNFAIR

Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

Candidate, critical thinking, Cultural preservation, Decision making, Development, economic growth, election, environmental sustainability, ethical leadership, Future, global impact, human civilization, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, progress, prosperity, smp, social stability, society, Survival, technological advancement

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	174	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crops Grown:	9183
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, international warfare, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, Military operations, military retaliation, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, ProjectilePvP, Russian command posts, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian defence forces, Western projectiles

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

Animal Behavior, Animals, auditory, auditory sense, auditory system, balance mechanism, discovery, Gecko, gecko behavior, Geckos, Hearing, reptiles, research, scientific study, scientists, sense, sensory organs, sensory perception, Sixth, sixth sense, surroundings, VIBES, vibration detection, Vibrations

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

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Crafted Survival
SMP Type	Semi-vanilla
Environment	Friendly, fun, and inclusive
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting Active Player Base
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ

1. Can I grief on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

2. How can I claim land?

You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

4. How do ranks work on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

6. Is there a live world map available?

Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

10. How can I join the server?

You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

You Sold Out Minecraft Server

advertising, brand, Business, Customers, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, influencer, Marketing, Minecraft, ONLINE, Promotion, RnaudBertrand, Server, social media, SOLD, SOLD OUT, Status, strategy, success, trending, x-com

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Void Gems Collected:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	4001	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, NewsVersion 1.2, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Magic Items Found:	7161	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

advice, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping strategies, Dedication, emotional connection, LDRs4Life, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, missing each other, patience, Sacrifices, smp, staying connected., success stories, Support, Technology, time zones, Tips, Trust, Video calls

Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Emeralds Found:	2883
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyRejects

coping with rejection, CraftyRejects, Emotional healing, emotional resilience., Emotional support, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, marriage proposal, moving on, personal growth, rejection, rejection recovery, rejection recovery journey, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-care

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, HeckinCraft, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5