No_Jules_GF_Minecraft_SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
New Chunks Explored:	588148	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5250

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Towns Built:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	102306
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7828
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	408	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Animals Bred:	154	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Items Found:	1789	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6805
Dimension Hops:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1353	Zombie Dances:	9

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Star Shards Collected:	182
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	111	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

Players:	93/400	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45