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Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Ores Mined:	4513	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6990	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mines Excavated:	1722	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

UglyCraft

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If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	3307	Buildings Constructed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	1586
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4124
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1