Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Void Gems Collected: 27 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Dimension Hops: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 617960 Enchantments Applied: 113

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Cherrys Land

    Cherrys Land

    Cherry’s Land

    Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

    I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

    Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

    So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Ores Mined: 6188
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • 30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

    30s Women Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4553 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PixelatedGFvsReality

    PixelatedGFvsReality
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

    TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SibCraft: Building Bonds

    SibCraft: Building Bonds
    Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

    So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Zombie Dances: 5
    Farms Harvested: 671 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRush Minecraft Server
    lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Villages Defended: 16
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 8612

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SirenCraftIsrael

    SirenCraftIsrael
    Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

    Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters
    come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 145 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 335 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Raven Craft

    Raven Craft

    Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 49 Alien Abductions: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Chattanet

    Chattanet

    Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 54
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

    Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

    And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Villages Defended: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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