No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

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come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ores Mined:	9637
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BrideCraftHairHide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Villages Defended:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Bridge Battle

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so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Animals Bred:	187	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

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Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community building
Activity Level	Active players preferred
Community Interaction	Consistently online and active on Discord

FAQ

Q: When will the server be released?

A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

K-Pop Chick Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the fabulous world of K-pop and all its glory! Our server is filled with stunning builds inspired by the flashy aesthetics of K-pop music videos. Join us and unleash your inner diva as you strut your stuff in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret meeting place for Japs who are obsessed with K-pop idols. They come here to admire the pixelated versions of their favorite stars and discuss whether looking like a teenager is a must in the K-pop industry. It’s a scandalous affair that you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of sparkles, drama, and questionable fashion choices. Join now and let the K-pop madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC

Boundaries, Chaos, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, Hospitality, houseguests, in-laws, Kids, long-term stay, NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting limits, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with in-laws trashing your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone borrowing your virtual kitchen tools without asking.

Don’t let the cold shoulder from your wife stop you from joining our server – we’ve got plenty of friendly players who understand the importance of boundaries. Plus, our in-game kids are well-behaved and won’t break your virtual furniture!

So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs in-laws causing trouble when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server instead? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SchoolAccidentMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the chaos of school accidents in a virtual world! We’ve got creeper explosions that will make you jump out of your seat faster than a fire drill, and lava mishaps that will have you running around like a headless chicken trying to save your precious diamonds. Who needs boring old school when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps in our server? So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of skill and luck!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.