No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

anyone, Argument, Bitchtits, Board, death, ever, Hope, Minecraft, most painful, most painful death, NO DEATH, no death wish, no wish, PAINFUL, painful argument, painful death, Slow, Slow Death, slow painful death, smp, wish, Wishes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LNGShadowCraft

asian, Demand, Economy, ENERGY, gas, Global, LNG, LNGShadowCraft, market, Offloads, Oil, Politics, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, shadow fleet, shipping, Storage Barge, Supply, Trade, Transportation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

asteroid, Blasters, PIXEL

yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	114	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, balance, community-driven, favorite server, Glitching, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, long term goal, Nocheating, nostalgic, Novidium, Player Economy, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, unique Minecraft experience, Vanilla

Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mines Excavated:	4473	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crops Grown:	5715	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mines Excavated:	4614

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Enchantments Applied:	70
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3353	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8140	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Towns Built:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Alien Abductions:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Crops Grown:	1986
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!