No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

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Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Overview

Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

Server Information

Server Version	1.20.1
Server Type	Whitelist Only
Content Creators	Yes

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
Can I join as a content creator?	Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
How quickly are applications reviewed?	Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

-Professor Tommo

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	122
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3661
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	44
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8514
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Animals Bred:	166

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5496

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5170
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Items Found:	1595
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ores Mined:	503	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!